01 February 2005

^Tori Comics

A list of every edition of the webcomic so far....

1. Tori Meets Mr. Logic
2. Tori Goes Back In Time

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^Ultimate YouTube

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^The Commonwealth

The Flag
The Commonwealth of DrBunsenHoneydew
"To love and serve watermelons to all."


United Nations Statistics
Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Information
Location: 404 Region Not Found
Influence: Diplomat

Description
The Commonwealth of DrBunsenHoneydew is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 340 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Equality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, all children are supposed to be schooled by their parents, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. DrBunsenHoneydew's national animal is the orange, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the klingon.

posted by Grey at 12:00 am 0 Comments

^robomilk rovers

squad
the eleven who are up front for round three

goalkeep
mohamadou idrissou

defence
shaun hargreaves (cap't)
emmanuel abega
alphonse kana biyick
augustine mpkatt

midfield
francis camara
salomon alnoudji
paul mbouda
ugene andem

forward
lauren nkono
thomas mboma

posted by Grey at 12:00 am

^The .net Challenge Cup

posted by Grey at 12:00 am

^the .net poem

introduction
the people of the .net forums have made a poem out of loads of different posts, all with lines rhyming with each other. so far we've made six pages. here's the proof

the poem (of sorts)
The game!!
Le lame!
a flame?
I am off to mame
I came... now I'm off again
Oh the shame!
Snakes on a plane.
On a plane? Okay, who's to blame?
Saddam Hussain?
Are you all insane?
Insane in the membrane.
I dont like this game!
My ample frame is full of grain.
Have you seen Fun With Dick and Jane?
Isn't that by whatshisname?
The one with the great dane?
No the one with the plane
or the one with the dodgy aim?
Aren't you thinking of Fame?
You mean they're not just the same?
No Way!!! What a claim!
I've got a blocked drain
You're all hurting my brain!
david blaine?
Can you take the pain?
Here we go again
I'm off to catch a train.
....please refrain
Okay, to dismantle the thread I'll go get a crane.
Then ship it to Spain
...and build it again
In the form of a mane.
This won't be the same.
At least it's humane...
All our hard work down the drain...
All this post count bumping is not very germane
It's sending me insane!
Alack and alas mikeynma for Rooney was the sending home of Germaine ...
We've yet to have a post from Hurricane...
uh-ohhhhh..... me simpers off in disdain.
please stop this now... otherwise I'll complain
To whom? To Wayne?
No, to Dane!
no, the web guy.. wassisname... Shane!
my membrane is now insane
Don't worry, 'cos England are gonna score again and again and again!
Please refrain from 'urtin' me brain
Let's leave that to Michael Caine.
Or Peter Schmeical, he's a Dane!
or that guy from singing in the rain.
I'm glad I bore witness to John's refrain
Carlton... that don't impress me much. [Shania Twain]
I prefer 'You're So Vain'
Listen to Shania Twain? I'd rather be beaten with a cane
the pain this is causing is inhumane
you can say that again!!!
I've got to go and plunge the drain...
Plain Jane Super Brain
You're saying we should now refrain?
....but in the end Jane wasn't plain
Me Tarzan, you Jane
Neither of whom have a very big brain...
I wonder how long this rhyming will sustain.
Why don't you ask your auntie in Spain?
I ask that God takes pity on my brain.
You mean my aunty Lorraine?
having to read all these is a real drain...
le_dave ... I think you've been framed!!!!
a line from CJ, who's poetry has since been famed
i.. urrrm... rain?
thinking of something half-decent type is what sparkle's has definately refrained
I think he should be trained!
i'm suprised this thread has remained
and even though england have won their first match, many a person have complained
and I hope no England ankles will be sprained.
Does anyone know how these can be obtained?
Well for one if they are played without being properly trained
or maybe when a previously injured foot is strained.
Personally I think that they are unexplained...
I watched the match with some disdain...
i couldn't watch, i had eyestrain
i dont like this-ain
MrSparkle seems to damn plain
oh i'm sorry shall i say it again?
[Blowing kisses] no other emoticon suited the situation-ain
i'm starting to think you just aren't sane
Can newbies join in, or is it not our domain?
If it's not, just explain and I'll try to refrain.
Of course markandrew... a man with 2 first names!
you may join in as long as you're tame
Yes he could, but frankly, what's to be gained?
Why Poet Laureate of France is what he'd proclaim ...
Why, cj, that's me, the one and the same
markandrew's not too bad at this incredible game!
Oh Mikey that girl is crying, without a terrible shame
That girl ain't no ordinary girly, she's a young dame!
oh, the pain!
Stop before I give you all the cane!
with a promise like that, a bruise will inflame!
And the cane's to go where? On my unseen terrain?
Oooo perhaps it's made of sugar the crystalised grain?
"End of thread...Cut here" came the piteous refrain,
As they posted and posted and posted again
I am still trying to find out who I have to blame...
It was either the_dave, in post 1, with "The Game!!"
or the others who followed, with a rhyme just the same.
Is that shrek? Or the Hulk, ... I don't know, they both look one and the same?
Looks like someones touched his bottom... with a flame
Look! Someone's not playing....THE GAME.
De-railed FTW.
That's what you think, and that's not so plain, why it's merely a move of the inertial reference frame ...
Yes, I suppose my attempt was lame,
In future I must remember not to be so tame.
(which reminds me, PG, how's your baggage claim?)
He got it back did you not see his post, he reposted for getsurfers so I guess he'll have to post it for you robwhizz again
So he did. Don't know how I missed that.
I think the hampsters were hiding it from me...
Why is it the hamsters are getting the blame?
As excuses go, robwhizz, that's really quite lame
i think regardless, it's all the same
Worst thread ever
I don't know,
the pictures are quite nice ...
"Thank you, come again"
What? Do you think this thread could do with some spice?
Now that would be cool... as cool as ice.
i like rice
and... urrm... mice?
I'm only going to ask you all twice.
You think twice will suffice? I don't, which is nice.
It is a very reasonable price.
Twice won't suffice? Then just ask thrice.
No, that won't work either, I'm sorry, no dice.
no dice, twice, rice and nice ... Hmmmm? Looks like I've developed an echo
now see if you can rhyme that, and before you do...
I've pinched the word gecko
I know there's one somewhere, let me just have a dekko,
Oh, yeah, that's it, only took me a secco
Now CJ that wasn't very nice. Trying to spoil our fun just won't suffice.
Aw shucks theman I'm ever so sorry,
here look, here's some nice men in white coats and a lorry...
And instead of 'echo', why not 'noise reflection'?
It's easier, then, for a new direction
I'll stick to my guns ... you're all needing a section ...
We need a section? You're playing it, too
And now I'm confused, what's a poor boy to do?
Ah-ha now I've got you ... you see, I've a plan ...
the sanitorium is my house, and I own the van!!
I hope it's a big house, there are lots of us here
And once we go in, do we just disappear?
hmmm, well it's bigger than my last one but not really massive,
your role once you get here, at the moment is passive...
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Undecided, I take it, is your present state
As to what's to become of us, what is our fate?
Don't go to DDN, you'll feel like a failure.
CJ is swearing like a sailor.
Completely letting Mrs Harris's comment go over the top of my head:
A compulsive collector at heart, I confess,
rooms full of stuff and a pile for a nest,
I expect I'll employ you to keep me amused,
then your fate... not unlike a black widow, is strictly how I choose ...
Whichever way ... like The Game ... you lose
In DDN I'm not CJ but Superfluity,
and if sailors use that word then you'll agree they must be quite fruity!
If I lose, then I win, if we're being holistic
(or that would be the case if I was masochistic)
Which I'm not very into, I hasten to add
Though there may be some like it all trapped in your pad.
STOP! Hammer Time...
What a pity; I see picture but I do not hear sound
MC Hammer's much better with the music, I've found
If we don't stop soon we are going to be drowned.
I disagree with two posts ago, MC Hammer should be taken to the pound!
smack some heads together
But what about the weather?
orange
I was in a livinig room earlier, but I took my laptop and came to the lounge.
And if you drink a lot of Coke, you'll probably find a burp'll
find its way into your mouth, then come out rather rudely,
though I agree 'orange' is a bugger to rhyme, if I can put it crudely
If any of this gets in WTF corner.....there wil be a "why I oughtta!!!!!" issued to everyone in general
You are going to email the whole of the forum users in the general discussion bit? why Mikeynma ... you'll get RSI, and that's guaranteed to hurt'll ...
Why are we all using silly words when we could just say turtle?
I don't like the word turtle, I prefer hurtle.
This thread is more than I can bear.
Oh, LampkinsMateSteve, there, there, there, there
Does it make you want to swear?
Makes him lose his underwear ...
orange? twisted? you may want a lozenge
erm, what is that kid rubbing?
At which point he's a little bare
Perhaps why he is rubbing there?
"Oh, sour grapes!" I hear them cry,
At least I've gone and had a try.
Let's now return to CJ's house
Where someone, quiet as a mouse
Amongst her captive, passive, guests,
In his, and others', interests,
Is sneaking....(add the rhyme that's next)
... and peaking at the freakin leakin tap.
*psst CJ! I think for my comment I may have to hide,
The film was The Princess Bride!
Look, do you want me to get Tek to post up that image again?
Right, stop it then.
to do that you'll have some luck,
to get tek-guru to post that muck
have i won yet?
That is an image I would rather forget.
i must regret that i cease to forget

contributors
the_dave, cerebral jam, westford, mikeynma, Mrs Harris, srp, Oliver, theman, spamfritters, Christian Hall, reflectdesign, SAMMO, TDWWDT, Ghostie, Cypherite, Carlton, john mac, robomilk, MrSparkle, [KCo], markandrew, paperghost, robwhizz, stormfx, mike1901, LampkinsMateSteve,

posted by Grey at 12:00 am

^.net forum videos

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