20 July 2006

Newsday

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This will be my last post for a few days. Unless something big happens that needs commenting on.

What's So Great About G8?
Yo Blair!The G8 Summit in St. Petersburg, Russia, is somewhat disturbing. First Prezza. George W. starts getting down with the homeboys with Blair. Then gives German Chancellor Angela Merkel an obviously unwanted neck massage. It's bloody obvisou what's happened. George W. Bush has gone insane. It makes perfect sense! Why would he greet Tony Blair with a swish "Yo Blair!" before saying:
"You see the irony is what they need to do is get Syria, to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's all over..."

Does he really think making a country that is not yet involved, get involved and that's it! It takes more than that matey. Why don't you just invade Lebanon yourself, kill a few hundred more innocent people and call it a success.... again!

Meanwhile we've been seeing Tony's soft side.
Bush: Tell her to put him on, them on the spot. Thanks for the sweater - it's awfully thoughtful of you.

Blair: It's a pleasure.

Bush: I know you picked it out yourself.

Blair: Oh absolutely - in fact I knitted it!!!

So instead of maybe sorting out the immigration problems, crime levels, tax rates or anything else, Tony Blair likes nothing more than spending his spare time knitting. That's a side we'll never see again.

Early Bush catches the German Chancellor.
An early Bush catches the German Chancellor.

And Bush's other scenanigans haven't gone un-noticed. Better lay low for the rest of the summit. Otherwise there could be trouble.

Number Crunching
What's been going on in Israel vs. Lebanon.
300 people (approx.) killed in Lebanon. 29 people killed in Israel. 25,000 Americans still to be evacuated. 21,000 (approx.) British citizens yet to be evacuated. 1,260 British citizens that have been evacuated. 500,000 people that are leaving Lebanon and surrounding areas. 80 number of Israeli air strikes made TODAY on Lebanon. 60,000 people expected to arrive in Cyprus after being evacuated. 5,000 The number of people the HMS Bulwark can carry to safety. 40 US Marines have arrived in Beirut to aid the evacuees. 80 Britons back in Britain.

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