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Pear announces new iSod
by Lotta Dosh, Technology Reporter

The electronics company Pear has announced the latest in its iSod series.

It has been dubbed the "Nevabreak" because of its thick armoured layer of carbon-titanium fibre molecules that make it virtually indestructible.

The Nevabreak is heavier than it's much smaller cousin the Nimno; this is because of the large amount of protection required to avoid scratches and dents. It weighs in at 1.2 kilos.

It is 13.2 cm high, 7.5 cm across and 3.3 cm wide. It currently has a memory of 256kb but Pear is thinking about providing an upgrade to a massive 258kb.

It has also been fitted with an iridium cell battery that gives power for 100 years of constant use and no need to recharge.

A spokesman for Pear Electronics said, "We have responded to people with damaged screens, worn out batteries and the spontaneous explosions. To these we have designed the revolutionary iSod Nevabreak; the only virtually indestructible portable music and video player."

Although Pear has refused to give details on the tests they carried out; Robomilk News can exclusively reveal that the iSod was put under extreme temperatures and was even shot at by a sub-level rocket launcher. And survived them all without a scratch on its person.

The iSod Nevabreak is due for release in May 3006.