it's the law

one day i decided to read up on my rights and was ultimately shocked to find that my school breached numerous human rights

when i reacted to this i was promptly given a detention and was forced to stand in the middle of the canteen (also against the human rights law - see article 3)

to try to pass the time and also try and cause an uprage i got out some paper and wrote on it "i'm here because i defended my human rights" and hung it in front of me. i didn't necessarily get a massive crowd of hundreds of believers rioting, but i did get a few dozen milling around agreeing with my views, and hell, that's a result for me

the teachers pretended not to notice

my highlight of the day was when an unnamed person claimed that "this place is like guantanamo bay". lovely!

my human rights