returned

mow fow
there's now something of a "sub-menu" down the bottom of the page now with copyright and information about accessibility and private policy and the like. and it's all at the bottom

today in hell...
...or as others refer to it, school. absolutely nothing of interest. if you want to know something fun about school then try a different planet. i hear thay get free pork chops at lunchtime and play footy with balls filled with helium

the best of albino blacksheep
now re-running it's tenth season
» parking: battle of the sexes
who's better at parking cars? test it out at this game by insurance company zurich to find out. although i don't theink the high scroes thing works anymore. but it's good fun anyway

it's not easy being me
if you hae invented a way for people to swap bodies and you want to know what it's like being me, then drop me an email and i'll get back to you

sandi thom
oh i wish i was a witch doctor with chinese underwear
between '77 and '69 i really grew my hair
i was born too late, 'cause my momma ate a pear
oh i wish i was a witch doctor with chinese underwear

when tony blair didn't play guitar
only fatcats could [er] smoke cigars
when love really mattered and there was no one was suing
when accountants already had a soul
and people were still mining coal
and the russians really were scary and [er] ignorance was king

oh i wish i was a witch doctor with chinese underwear
between '77 and '69 i really grew my hair
i was born too late, 'cause my momma ate a pear
oh i wish i was a witch doctor with chinese underwear